I am sorry about today.
If I was old, these fights would spike my blood pressure and be the death of me. We fight all of the time, we should just break up. At least we will be contributing to world peace, somehow… I know the thought has crossed your mind but please, No, please don’t leave me. I know you know I can be a jerk, you can do so much better than me Forgive me please, give me another chance. I promise I won’t make you cry again. Forgive me, please, I promise I will do better.
I love you.