This is a silly joke I saw today, but I thought I could share it, it may make someone smile.
Two guys are sitting, drinking beer and having some snacks. One goes to take a leak. When he comes back, he finds his friend on his feet. He asks,
Friend 1: What were you doing?
Friend 2: Oh, I was killing mosquitoes.
Friend 1: How many did you kill?
Friend 2: Five. Two guys and three girls.
Friend 1: How do you know there were three girls and two guys?
Friend 2: Cause there were three by the mirror and two by the beer.